This here thing, it’s about them fancy Rolex watches, the Black Submariner ones. They call ’em “high imitation” now. Back in my day, we just called ’em fakes. But these ain’t your cheap knock-offs, no sir. These are fancy fakes, they say “official flagship store”. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but what do I know? I just wear an old Timex my man give me fifty years ago, still ticks like a champ. This high imitation Rolex thing, it is really a hot topic.
These high imitation Rolex, they look just like the real deal. Got the same little crown thingy, the same shiny bits, all of it. They are same as real. I saw one on young Jimmy down the street, thought he’d won the lottery or somethin’. Turns out, he got it from one of these “official” fake stores. He says they call it a “replica”. Sounds like a fancy word for fake to me. He says he love his high imitation Rolex very much.
Now, these here Rolex Black Submariner, they’re supposed to be for divin’ and such. Waterproof, they say. My old man, he used to go fishin’ with his regular watch, never had no problems. But these young folks, they like their fancy gadgets. They say these fake Rolexes, they got all the same doohickeys as the real ones. Gears and springs and whatnot. I don’t understand what is inside. They say these high imitation Rolex use some high-quality things, and very precise.
I seen ’em online, these replica Rolex watches. Lots of ’em. Shiny and new. They even got different kinds, not just the black one. They got one called “Daytona,” sounds like a race car to me. And they all look the same as the real ones. Makes you wonder why anyone would pay a king’s ransom for the real thing. I think this is not a good thing. Too many fake things now.
They say these places sellin’ these fakes, they’re all over. Even got ’em in fancy malls, like that Westfield place. Sounds like a made-up name to me. And they got these stores all over, 80 of ’em, they say! Can you believe it? Sellin’ fake watches like they’re sellin’ hotcakes. And you can pay for it a little at a time. They say “Spread The Cost”, I think it is a trap.
And get this, they even deliver ’em to your house, fast as you please. “Free Next Day Delivery,” they say. Like it’s some kinda pizza or somethin’. World’s gone crazy, I tell ya. Back in my day, you wanted somethin’, you went to the store and got it. Didn’t have no internet or next-day nothin’.
- These fake Rolex, they call ’em “Superclone” now. Sounds like somethin’ out of a comic book.
- They got all the fancy names, these fake watches. “Submariner,” “Daytona.” I think the name is just for looking good.
- They even sell fake jewelry now, too. “Engagement Rings,” they call ’em. Hope them young fellas ain’t givin’ their girls fake rings!
- These stores, they got all kinds of these fake things. “Gift Sets,” they call ’em. What happened to just buyin’ a nice pie?
These young folks, they like to show off, I reckon. Wearin’ these high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, thinkin’ they’re big shots. But this is not good. I wouldn’t be caught dead wearin’ one of them things. My old Timex, it tells the time just fine. Don’t need no fancy fake watch to tell me I’m late for supper. They say this is “high end”, but I think this is low.
These “official flagship store” for fake watches, it just don’t sit right with me. Sounds like a scam, if you ask me. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady who likes her simple things. These new things, they are too complicate. But these young folks, they seem to love ’em. They buy these fake watches, these high-quality replica Rolex watches, like they’re goin’ out of style. Maybe they are. Maybe the real ones will be gone soon, and all we’ll have left are these fancy fakes.
I don’t know about this “high imitation” stuff. A fake is a fake, in my book. But the world keeps on turnin’, I guess. And these young folks, they’ll keep on buyin’ their fake watches. Just hope they don’t get fooled into thinkin’ they’re somethin’ they’re not. This will make them lose lots of money. But all these things, they do look real pretty, though. I’ll give ’em that. But pretty ain’t everything, especially when it is fake.
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