Well, well, well, lookie here! You wanna talk about them fancy Rolex watches, huh? The ones that cost more than my whole house? I seen ’em, the Rolex Submariner, the ones them rich folks wear. Shiney and, I suppose, fancy. But they all look the same to me. This here is about them High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Specialty Stores. I mean that thing, you know, the one people buy when they really can’t buy the real one.
This here Rolex, they call it the Submariner. And this one, it ain’t got no date on it. Just the time. Plain and simple, like a good ol’ potato. They call it the “No-Date” I heard. Makes it look cleaner, they say. Like a swept porch. Me, I just need to know the time, don’t need no fancy calendar on my wrist. Who needs a calendar when you got the sun to tell ya what day it is?
Now, these High imitation Rolex, you see ’em everywhere these days. Everyone’s got one. Well, not everyone, but you know what I mean. Lots of folks tryin’ to look like they got more money than they do. And these stores, these “Specialty Stores” they call ’em, they sellin’ these High imitation ones like they’re hotcakes. Like they’re the real deal. But they ain’t. They just look like it.
They got that black face, that black bezel, like a piece of coal. Shiny and black. And them hands, they go ’round and ’round, tellin’ the time. But they ain’t tellin’ you nothin’ that a regular watch can’t tell ya. Just costs a whole heap more. Or, well, these High imitation ones, they cost less. But still more than a regular watch. Makes no sense to me.
They say the real ones, the real Rolex Submariners, they made of some special steel. Stainless, they call it. Like it don’t get dirty or somethin’. And they last forever, they say. Like my old cast iron skillet. Been in the family for years. These High imitation ones? Who knows what they made of. Probably some cheap metal that’ll turn your wrist green. But they look the same, at least from far away.
So, why do folks buy these High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner things? I reckon it’s ’cause they want to feel fancy. Want to feel like they belong with them rich folks. Like they got somethin’ special. Even if it ain’t real. It’s like puttin’ on your Sunday best, even if you’re just goin’ to the market. Makes ya feel good, I suppose.
- High imitation Rolex: They look real.
- No-Date: No date on the watch, just the time.
- Black Submariner: Black face, black bezel.
- Specialty Stores: Places that sell these fancy fakes.
But me? I don’t need no fancy watch to feel good. I got my family, I got my garden, I got my chickens. That’s all I need. And I got my old watch, the one my husband gave me. It ain’t a Rolex, but it tells the time just fine. And it’s got more memories in it than any of them fancy watches ever will.
These Specialty Stores, they prey on folks who want somethin’ they can’t have. Or somethin’ they think they need. It’s like sellin’ a dream. A fake dream. But some folks, they like that. They like the idea of havin’ a Rolex, even if it ain’t real. It’s like wearin’ a costume. Playin’ pretend.
And these High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, they good for that, I suppose. For pretendin’. They look the part. They got the weight, they got the shine, at least for a little while. But eventually, the shine wears off. And then what you got? Just a cheap watch that looks like a fancy one. A lie on your wrist.
I seen these young folks, they save up all their money to buy one of these High imitation things. Thinkin’ it’ll change their life. Thinkin’ it’ll make ’em somebody they ain’t. But it don’t. It just makes ’em broke. And still the same person they were before. Just with a fake watch.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about buyin’ one of these High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner from one of them Specialty Stores, just remember what you’re buyin’. You ain’t buyin’ a Rolex. You ain’t buyin’ somethin’ special. You’re buyin’ a copy. A fake. And that’s all it’ll ever be. You’re just buyin’ somethin’ to show off. But who you tryin’ to fool? Yourself? Maybe. But most folks can see right through it.
Now, me? I’m gonna go tend to my garden. Got some tomatoes need pickin’. And my old watch, it’ll tell me when it’s time for supper. Don’t need no fancy Rolex for that. Don’t need no High imitation nothin’. Just need what’s real. And there are plenty of other good watches out there. Don’t need no Rolex Submariner. Don’t need a fake one, don’t need a real one. A simple watch is all you need to know the time. But, them High imitation are cheaper for sure.
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