This here watch, they call it a High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, Original order. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I don’t know much about these fancy things, but I hear folks talkin’. They say it’s like the real deal, but cheaper. Much cheaper.
They say this Rolex, it’s a Submariner. Like a submarine, goes underwater. But this one, it ain’t got no date on it. Just the time. Plain and simple. Some folks like that, I guess. Me, I need to know what day it is. Gotta keep track of when to water the tomatoes, you know?
This here watch, it’s black. Black as coal. And they say it’s “original order.” Don’t know what that means, exactly. Maybe it means it’s made just like the real expensive ones. They say the real ones are heavy. This one supposed to be heavy too, just like the real thing. They say it’s about 41mm, that the old ones were 40mm. Big numbers. My old eyes can barely see the numbers on my kitchen clock, let alone on a tiny watch!
- Black as night, this watch is.
- No date, just the time. Keep it simple, they say.
- Heavy, like a real Rolex.
- “Original order” – sounds important.
- Submariner – like it can go deep in the water.
Now, I seen some of these fancy watches in the city. Shiny things. But this one, it’s all black. Maybe it’s for them folks who like to be all mysterious. Or maybe it’s just easier to keep clean. I wouldn’t know. I just know my old watch gets dirty in the garden.
They say you gotta watch out for fakes. Fake Rolex watches. Can you believe it? People tryin’ to trick you. This one, though, it’s a “high imitation.” Means it’s a good fake, I reckon. So good, it’s hard to tell the difference. But a fake is still a fake, you know what I mean?
They got these new things now, these programs. Where they check if your old Rolex is real. And give you a paper, some sort of guarantee, for two years or something. Sounds complicated to me. I just wear my watch until the battery dies, then I get a new one from the five and dime. This High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, they don’t say if it uses batteries.
I heard some folks like the ones with the date, some like ’em without. This here’s a no-date. Just the hands, goin’ round and round. Like the hands of time, I suppose. Always movin’, never stoppin’. Just like life, I guess. You blink, and another day’s gone.
If you are looking at this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, you’re probably looking for a deal. You want the look, but not the price. They say a real one of this, a no date Submariner, used to be called a 14060, or a 14060M. Now they got new numbers. More numbers! And they cost a lot, a whole lot. I could buy a whole lot of seeds with that kind of money. And some new chickens, too.
This here watch, they call it a dive watch. ‘Cause you can wear it underwater. I ain’t never been divin’. Don’t plan on it, either. I’ll stick to my garden, thank you very much. But I guess if you’re a divin’ type, this watch might be for you. Even if it is a fake one.
These young folks, they all want a Rolex Submariner. I guess it is a status symbol.
- Real Rolex watches, they’re heavy. So are these good fakes.
- Some folks like the date, some don’t. This one don’t.
- They say this fake is so good, it’s hard to tell the difference. But it is still a fake.
- Real ones cost a fortune. Enough to buy a new tractor, maybe.
- It is a dive watch, for going underwater.
I guess, at the end of the day, a watch is a watch. It tells the time. Whether it’s a fancy Rolex, a High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, or a cheap one from the five and dime, it does the same job. But some folks, they like the fancy stuff. Makes ’em feel good, I suppose. Me, I’m happy with my old watch. And my garden. And my chickens. That’s all that matters, really.
This is all I know about Rolex. This High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, it just a copy of the real Rolex Submariner. It is black. It has no date. You can see the time. People buy it because it is much cheaper.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this here watch. Time for me to go collect the eggs. Those hens don’t wait for nobody, not even a fancy Rolex. No, sir.
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