My goodness, you want to talk about that Rolex, huh? That fancy watch, the Submariner, the one without the date thingy. And you say it’s from the “official store” but not real? Lord have mercy, the world we live in!
Well, I heard about these things. They call them “high imitation” or whatever. Means they look just like the real deal, but they ain’t. You know, like when Bessie down the road tried to pass off her homemade jam as store-bought. Same idea, I reckon. Only with a watch, a Rolex Submariner. A No-Date Black Submariner, they call it. It is a kind of Luxury Watches.
Now, I ain’t no expert on fancy watches. I just wear my old Timex, been ticking for 30 years! But I hear these Rolex things, the real ones, they cost a fortune. More than my old pickup truck, that’s for sure! So, these fake ones, these “high imitation” ones, they’re cheaper. Much cheaper.
They say you can get one for, oh, I don’t know, a hundred bucks maybe? Maybe a bit more. Don’t quote me on that, though. Prices change like the weather. But the real Rolex Submariner? Oh, honey, that’s thousands! Thousands of dollars for a Rolex watch! Can you believe it? That’s why some folks go for these “high imitation” Rolex Submariner No-Date Black ones. They want that look, that fancy Rolex name, but they don’t want to sell their house to get it.
I saw a picture of one of these “high imitation” Rolex watches once. Looked just like the real thing, all shiny and black. Had that little circle thingy on the band, you know, the one that looks like a pearl? Yeah, that one. Even had the name Rolex on it, big as day. You’d never know it wasn’t real unless you were some kind of watch expert.
But here’s the thing, and listen close. If it’s too good to be true, it probably is. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is gonna sell you a real Rolex Submariner for a hundred bucks. Not even a thousand! They just cost too much to make. All that fancy metal and those little gears and whatnot. It’s like trying to buy a whole cow for the price of a chicken. Just ain’t gonna happen.
I heard these fake Rolex watches, they might look good for a while. But they say that sometimes they don’t work right. They stop ticking, or the hands fall off, or they turn your wrist green! Can you imagine? Paying good money for a watch, even a fake one, and it turns your skin green! Might as well go get a candy ring for five cents. At least that won’t make you look like you’re turning into a frog.
- Rolex Submariner
- No-Date Black Submariner
- High imitation Rolex
- Official flagship store
- Luxury Watches
And don’t even get me started on those “official flagship stores” that sell these things. Now, I ain’t saying they’re all bad. But you gotta be careful. Some of them are just out to make a quick buck. They’ll tell you anything to get you to buy their fake Rolex. They’ll say it’s “just as good as the real thing” or that “nobody will ever know.” But that’s just hogwash, I tell ya. Hogwash!
A real Rolex, they say it’s heavy. Like, really heavy. Made of good, solid metal, all 130g. Not like these fake ones that probably feel like they’re made of tin foil. They even call one of them Rolex “Hulk”, because it’s bulky. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t want a watch that’s so heavy it pulls my arm down to the ground! And the real one has only a little gold on them, on the links, crown, and bezel. But it increases the price a lot, because it’s not common.
They say the real ones, they last forever. They get passed down from generation to generation. Like that old quilt my grandma made, the one with all the different colored patches. It’s old, but it’s still good. A real Rolex is like that. A fake one? Well, it’s like one of those cheap plastic toys you get at the fair. It might be fun for a day, but it ain’t gonna last.
So, if you’re thinking about getting one of these “high imitation” Rolex Submariner No-Date Black watches from an “official flagship store”, just be careful. Do your research. Don’t just believe everything they tell you. And remember, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. You can find a steel Rolex Submariner for about $9,000. You might be better off saving your money and getting a good, honest watch that’ll last. Or buy a real Rolex if you can afford it, of course. Not one of those fancy-schmancy Rolex ones, but a good, solid watch that tells the time and doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.
That’s my two cents, anyway. Take it or leave it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you! These fake Rolex things, they’re just trouble, I tell ya. Trouble wrapped up in a pretty package. Just like Bessie’s jam. Looked good on the outside, but it sure didn’t taste like the real thing!
Click to consult