Hey, you all! Let me tell you about this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it is a real beauty! This watch, it’s something else. Green like a, like a, what you call that vegetable? Yeah, green like a cucumber! Shiny and new, that’s what it is. This ain’t no regular watch, no sir. It’s a copy, but a good one, you hear? A high imitation Rolex, they say. Looks just like the real thing, I tell ya.
This Rolex, it’s got that, you know, that round thing with the numbers. And the hands, they go tick-tick-tick, real smooth like. My grandson, he’s got one of these fancy watches. Not this green one, but a real Rolex. Cost more than my whole house, I bet! But this one, this copy, it’s almost the same. You wouldn’t know the difference, I’m telling ya. Except for the money, of course. This one, it’s a lot cheaper. Good for us regular folks, you know?
This Green Submariner, they call it. Fancy name, huh? Submariner, like it goes underwater. I wouldn’t take it underwater, though. Wouldn’t want to ruin a pretty thing like this. But they say it can, you know, go deep. Like them divers, with the tanks and the flippers. This watch, it’s tough, they say. Made of that shiny metal. What is it called? Stainless, yeah, that’s it! Stainless steel. Won’t rust, won’t break. Strong like bull!
Now, my eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still see this watch just fine. The numbers, they’re big enough. And that green, it just pops! You can see it from across the room, I bet. And it’s got that, that little window, you know? Shows you the date. Today is, well, I forget. But this watch, it knows! It always knows the date. Pretty smart, this watch.
- Rolex, that’s a big name.
- Green Submariner, that’s what they call this one.
- High imitation, means it’s a copy, but a really good one.
- Stainless steel, that’s what it’s made of. Tough stuff.
- Keeps good time, that’s important.
This watch, it’s a classic style, they say. Never goes out of fashion. Like my old boots, they’re classic too. Been wearing them for, oh, I don’t know how long. They still good, though. Just like this watch. It’ll last you a long time, I reckon. They say, you take care of it, it’ll take care of you. Clean it, you know? Don’t be banging it around. Treat it nice. And it will be last a long time! I heard people say you clean it and take care of it, it will last a long time, maybe 5 years, maybe 10. I don’t know, I never had one of these.
I seen folks wearin’ these fancy watches. Big shots, you know? Movie stars, maybe. That James Bond, he wears a fancy watch. Not this one, though. He wears an Omega, I heard. That’s another fancy name. He is some kind of secret guy, always on some kind of mission, but that’s not Rolex. But this Rolex, it’s just as good, I bet. Maybe even better. ‘Cause it’s green! And green is a good color. Color of money, they say. Ha!
This Rolex New Green Submariner, it’s a good size, too. Not too big, not too small. Just right. Fits on your wrist just like it should. And it’s got that, that band, you know? Made of the same shiny metal. Stainless steel. Keeps it safe on your arm. Won’t fall off, no sir. Unless you take it off, of course. Then it might fall off. So don’t take it off unless you need to!
This watch, you need to wind it sometimes, to keep the time tickin’. It is called automatic, I heard. But this one, it’s automatic. Means it winds itself, or somethin’. Just by you moving around. Pretty clever, huh? Technology these days, it’s somethin’ else. Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy things. We had a clock, hang on the wall. Need to wind it every day. But this one, no need to wind it!
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good watch, a high imitation Rolex, this Green Submariner, it’s a good choice. It’s pretty, it’s tough, it’s, well, it’s a Rolex! Even if it’s a copy. It’s a good copy. A high imitation. And it won’t cost you an arm and a leg. This is a classic style, will last a long time. You can wear it every day, or just on Sundays. Up to you. It’s your watch! Well, it will be, if you buy it. And you should. ‘Cause it’s a real nice watch. I’m telling you.