This Rolex, oh boy, it’s a real doozy. I heard people talkin’ about this green Submariner, they call it the new money. My grandson, he’s into these fancy things, told me it’s a big deal. He said, “Grandma, everyone wants a Rolex Submariner!” So I thought, I gotta learn somethin’ about this.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these fancy watches. But I hear they’re hard to get. You can’t just walk in and buy one like you buy bread at the store. They say there’s a waitin’ list. Waitin’ for a watch! Can you believe it? They say the black one, that’s the one they all get, it will takes ya two years. But some folks, they get it faster. Weeks, months, I don’t know. This new green one, this high imitation Rolex, it’s real popular. 126610LV, somethin’ like that. It’s like Starbucks coffee, everybody wants some!
- Rolex Submariner, that’s a good one.
- Rolex makes good watches.
- Everybody wants a Rolex.
My neighbor, she got a watch that looks just like a Rolex. But it ain’t real, she said. It’s a copy, a fake, they call it. You gotta be careful, she told me. Lots of fakes out there. She said, “You gotta check the weight.” The real ones, they’re heavy. Like a good, solid piece of metal. The fakes, they’re light, like cheap toys. So, if you’re gonna get a high imitation Rolex new green Submariner, make sure it’s heavy! These fake ones, oh boy, they’re everywhere.
You see, these Rolex folks, they put a lot of work into makin’ these watches. They got all these fancy machines and stuff. It ain’t like back in my day when you just wind up a watch and it goes. No sir. These things, they’re complicated. If you want one, gotta buy it from the right store. They call them “authorized” or somethin’. Means they’re the real deal, I guess. Don’t be buyin’ from some fella on the street corner! He’ll sell you a fake for sure.
There’s this other fella in town, he sells watches too. But he sells the used ones. He says they’re just as good, but cheaper. I don’t know about that. If you gonna spend all that money, you might as well get a new one. But he says these Rolex watches, they last forever. Like a good pair of boots, he says. You take care of ’em, and they’ll last you a lifetime. These people, they say these are the most copied watches in the whole world. Everybody’s tryin’ to make a high imitation Rolex, I guess.
- Check the weight, real Rolexes are heavy.
- Lots of fake Rolexes out there.
- Buy from a good store, not some guy on the street.
Now, this green one, this new green Submariner, it’s somethin’ else. My grandson, he showed me pictures. It’s shiny, and green, like a frog. But a fancy frog. He said it’s the best one. I don’t know about that. But it sure does look nice. If you are gonna buy one, you better know what you’re looking for. They got all these little details, these Rolex watches. Little numbers and letters and things. You gotta look at all that stuff to make sure it’s real. Just like lookin’ at a cow, gotta check their teeth to know their age.
I ain’t buyin’ one. Too much money for an old lady like me. But my grandson, he’s savin’ up. He wants that high imitation Rolex new green Submariner. He says it’s an investment. Like buyin’ land, he says. I don’t know about that. Land you can grow things on. A watch just tells time. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady. If ya want a Submariner, better wait. That’s what they are sayin’. Two years is a long time. But these young folks they want it now. They ain’t got no patience.
This whole Rolex thing, it’s a mystery to me. But I guess if you got the money, and you want a fancy watch, it’s the thing to get. Just make sure you get a real one! Don’t be fooled by those fakes. They’re everywhere, like weeds in a garden. You gotta be smart, like a fox. Check that weight, look at those numbers, and buy from a good store. That’s the best advice I can give you. Buy a Rolex, you gotta be careful. Lotta money, lotta fakes. This Rolex Submariner, it’s a big deal these days.
I heard there are some other watches, cheaper ones, look like the Rolex. But they ain’t Rolex, just look like it. They call them “alternatives” or somethin’. Like buyin’ a mule instead of a horse. It’ll get you there, but it ain’t the same. So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these high imitation Rolex new green Submariner watches, just remember what I said. Be careful, be smart, and don’t get ripped off!
- The new green Submariner is popular.
- You might have to wait to get one.
- Make sure it’s a real Rolex, not a fake.
Well, that’s all I know about these Rolex watches. It’s a lot of fuss over a watch, if you ask me. But the young folks, they love ’em. So, if you’re gonna get one, good luck to ya! Hope you get a good one, a real one, and it makes you happy. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if you get a fake! I told ya how to do it right. Now go on, get outta here, and let me get back to my knittin’.