Alright, let’s talk about gettin’ yourself one of them fancy shiny watches, the kind the rich folks wear. I heard you wanna know about buyin’ a High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing or two from watchin’ them TV shows and hearin’ folks talk.
First off, you gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. This here “Two-tone Blue Submariner” watch, it’s got that blue face and some gold on it. Shiny gold, mind you, not that cheap lookin’ stuff. They say it’s heavy too, like carryin’ a small rock in your pocket. Something about 130 grams, but who’s got a scale for that, right? Just feels heavy, that’s all you need to know.
- Looks: Gotta have that blue face and the gold, like I said.
- Weight: Should feel nice and heavy in your hand.
Now, where do you get one? You can go to them fancy stores, but Lord knows them prices are higher than a kite. I heard some fellas talkin’ about gettin’ “replicas,” that’s like a copy, but cheaper. But you gotta be careful with them replicas, some are good, some are junk. They say there’s places online sellin’ them, but I ain’t never messed with that internet stuff myself. Too complicated for this old gal.
If you’re gettin’ a real one, a “genuine” one, they say, it’s gonna cost you a pretty penny. Why, you could probably buy a whole cow with that kinda money! But I guess if you wanna show off, that’s what you gotta do. And if you do get a real one, make sure it’s got some numbers on it. They say the numbers are on the back, near where the strap attaches. Tiny little numbers, you’ll need good eyes to see ‘em. Somethin’ about a “serial number,” makes it real special, I guess.
Let’s talk about the gold part of that watch. It ain’t the whole thing that’s gold, just the middle parts of the strap, the little twisty knob you use to set the time, and that round thingy with the numbers on it, they call it a “bezel”. It’s not a whole lot of gold, but they say it makes the watch expensive ‘cause they don’t make as many of these two-tone ones as the plain all-steel ones. Exclusivity, they call it, sounds fancy, huh?
Now, if you’re lookin’ to save some money, the replicas might be the way to go. But remember, you get what you pay for. Some of them replicas look just like the real deal, but some, well, you can spot ’em a mile away. And if you’re buyin’ online, you gotta be extra careful. Make sure they got what they call a “money-back guarantee,” that means if it’s a piece of junk, you can get your money back. But I still say, be careful with that internet stuff.
And listen here, these fancy watches, they’re made in a place called Switzerland. I ain’t never been there, but they say it’s where all the good watches come from. There’s a company called Rolex, that’s the big name in watches, they make all these Submariner watches. They got a whole building, a “headquarters” they call it, in a city called Geneva. Fancy folks over there, I bet.
So, if you want a High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, you gotta think about how much you wanna spend and how real you want it to look. If you got the money, go for the real one, but make sure it’s got them numbers I told you about. If you’re on a budget, try a replica, but be careful and make sure they’ll give you your money back if it’s no good.
And remember, a watch is just a watch. It tells time, that’s all. But I guess if it makes you feel fancy, well, then that’s worth somethin’, ain’t it?
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. You take care now, and good luck with that watch buyin’.
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