This here, this YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. Remake, they call it. Original order, they say. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Well, I ain’t one for fancy, but I gotta say, this bag, it’s got a look to it. Like them rich city folk carry, you know? Shiny and new, but not too flashy. Just right, if you ask me.
Now, I seen a lot of bags in my time. Seen ’em made of all sorts of stuff. Feed sacks, old curtains, you name it. But this here YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s different. This one, they say it’s made from real leather. Not that fake stuff that peels and cracks after a month. This is the real deal. Smells like a new saddle, it does. And soft. Lord, it’s soft. Like a baby’s bottom, almost.
They say it’s a remake. Means it’s like the real YSL ones, the ones that cost more than my whole house. But this one, it’s cheaper. Still costs a pretty penny, mind you. More than I’d usually spend on a bag. But I figured, why not? Treat yourself, they say. And I deserve a treat, don’t I?
This YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s got this chain strap. Gold colored. Heavy, too. Feels solid, not like that flimsy stuff that breaks the first time you put somethin’ heavy in it. And it’s got this flap that goes over the top, with a big YSL on it. That’s the fancy part, I reckon. The part that lets everyone know it’s a special bag. Not just any old bag.
- It’s got pockets.
- Inside and out.
- Lots of room.
- For all your things.
I can fit all my things in there. My wallet, my keys, my little coin purse, even my favorite hanky. And there’s still room left over. It ain’t too big, though. Just the right size for carryin’ around. Not too heavy, even when it’s full. That’s important, you know. Can’t be luggin’ around a heavy bag all day. Not at my age.
This YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s a good bag. A real good bag. I’m glad I got it. Makes me feel a little bit special, you know? Like I’m one of them fancy ladies in the magazines. Even if I ain’t got their fancy clothes or their fancy houses. I got this bag, and that’s somethin’, ain’t it?
They say these YSL bags, the real ones, they come with a special card. An authenticity card. Means it’s real, not a fake. This remake YSL COLLEGE BAG, I don’t know if it has one or not. They told me it’s original order, makes it feel like real one. Didn’t look. Don’t really care, to be honest. It looks real enough to me. Feels real enough, too. That’s all that matters.
And it comes with a dust bag. A soft bag to keep it in when you ain’t usin’ it. Keeps the dust off, they say. Keeps it nice and clean. I keep it in the dust bag when I ain’t usin’ it. Don’t want it gettin’ dirty. It’s too pretty to get dirty.
This here YSL COLLEGE BAG, it ain’t just a bag. It’s more than that. It’s like, a little piece of somethin’ special. Somethin’ fancy. Somethin’ that makes me feel good. And that’s worth somethin’, ain’t it? Worth more than all the money in the world, almost.
I seen them fancy Italian leather bags too, the real ones, made in Florence. They’re nice, I guess. But this YSL COLLEGE BAG, this remake, it’s just as good, if you ask me. And it didn’t cost me near as much. So I reckon I got a good deal. A real good deal.
If you’re lookin’ for a good bag, a real good bag, you should get yourself one of these YSL COLLEGE BAG remakes. You won’t regret it. I know I don’t. It’s the best bag I ever had. And I’ve had a lot of bags in my time, let me tell you. But this one, this one’s special.
This original order stuff, it seems like just a sayin’. But I think it means it’s from the same place that makes the real YSL ones. So it’s gotta be good, right? They wouldn’t make bad bags if they’re makin’ the real ones too. That’s what I figure, anyway. And I’ve been around long enough to know a good thing when I see it. This YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s a good thing. A real good thing.
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