You ask me ’bout that CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chronoscope, huh? That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Well, lemme tell ya, I heard a thing or two ’bout them fancy watches. Folks ’round here don’t wear nothin’ like that, we just need to know when it’s time to feed the chickens and when it’s time to eat supper. But I heard them city folks, they like these things. They like that OMEGA, you know? I heard that a lot.
This Speedmaster, they call it. Sounds fast, don’t it? Like them race cars. Maybe it’s for knowin’ how fast you’re goin’? I don’t know. We just got our old truck, and it goes fast enough to get to town and back. Don’t need no fancy watch to tell us that. But these city folks, they like to know these things, I reckon. They always in a hurry. Always rushin’ ’round. They need that CopyOMEGA, maybe. That Chronoscope thing. I don’t really know what that means, “Chronoscope”. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them science fiction pictures.
They say this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chronoscope, it’s somethin’ special. Some kind of… what’s that word? “Rare”? Yeah, rare. Like a hen with two heads. Don’t see that every day. So, these rare watches, they cost a lot of money. More than our whole farm’s worth, probably! Can you believe that? Payin’ all that money just to know what time it is. Crazy, huh? But they say it’s a good… “investment.” Like plantin’ seeds, but instead of corn, you get more money later. Don’t know how that works, but that’s what they say.
Now, this other thing I heard, it’s called the “Moonwatch.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d see in the sky, right? They say it’s the Speedmaster that most folks think of. Got a black face, like that old clock in the town square. And somethin’ called a “Hesalite crystal.” Don’t know what that is, but it sounds fancy. Must be clearer than a summer sky after a rain shower. And it goes round and round with your hand, like windin’ up the well. They say it’s like the one they wore on the… moon! Can you imagine that? Wearin’ a watch on the moon. We can barely get a signal on our television out here, let alone go to the moon.
- This CopyOMEGA, they got a website.
- You can look at all them shiny watches on there.
- They say it is a good one.
- You can look at it.
- I don’t know what is “iDeal”, but they say they can use it.
So, this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chronoscope, or this Moonwatch, they’re all part of this Speedmaster thing. And they say the design, it ain’t changed much. Like my old boots. Worn ’em for years, still good boots. Maybe these watches are like that. Good for a long time. That’s what people want, I think. Somethin’ that lasts. Like a good marriage, or a sturdy fence. Somethin’ you can rely on. They said that CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster is gonna last. I think that is good.
I saw one of them watches once, down at the county fair. Shiny, it was. Had all these little dials and buttons. Looked complicated, like tryin’ to understand the government. I wouldn’t know what to do with all them things. But it was pretty, I’ll give it that. Like a Christmas ornament. But you can see the inside of the watch, movin’ ’round. Like watchin’ a little engine chug along. They say you can see that through the back. They call it a “sapphire crystal caseback.” Sounds like somethin’ a queen would wear. Must be that rare thing again. I think the back is made of glass, so you can see it.
If you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chronoscope things, I don’t know what to tell ya. It’s your money. Spend it how you want. But I can tell you this, it’s that kind of watch, you can’t find just anywhere. They have a website or somethin’. I don’t really know. Just remember what I said ’bout them bein’ rare and costin’ a lot of money. And if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ that’s gonna last, somethin’ that looks good, well, maybe this Speedmaster is for you. Or maybe you just need a simple watch to tell the time. That’s all we need ’round here. But hey, if you want it, you know where to look. They got that website.
But me? I’ll stick to my old ways. Don’t need no fancy watch to tell me when the sun’s comin’ up or when the cows need milkin’. Just need my two eyes and a good pair of ears. And maybe a cup of coffee in the mornin’. That’s all the timekeepin’ I need.
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